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Nerd

Casey a nerd. She gives that good brain.
by Dat Nigga Dee December 28, 2007
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Nerd

A male or female who thinks they know everything. Believe that studying and high grades are life's #1 thing. Usually wear glasses, even if they don't need them. Usually gel their hair to the side. Usually ugly. Usually wierd-looking. Can't fight; always run off to moms when threatened. For some reason, often get the most female attention when they are surrounded by better-looking people.
"Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd!"
"Pal, did you get a load of the nerds?"
-Homer Simpson, episode 'Homer goes to college'
by DaveIII October 15, 2006
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Nerd

Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm
That nerd is Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm
by Justas October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A loser basically. Normally laughs in the gayest way possible and feels superior when owning people over the internet.

The nerd can't back up anything he says because of his gayness.

Once in contact with real people, the nerd will cower away back to his comptuer screaming, "Im l33t! Im l33t! Ph3ar my might nerdness"
Nerd 1: I have no life
Nerd 2: I know, lets go have gay anal sex

Nerd 3: Can I join?

Nerd 1: Sure
by Shadow X October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills AND no fashion sense.

Commonly confused with geek and dork, but is different.
"My math teacher has been single for 8 years. Considering he always wears plaid shirts and striped pants with floral neckties, I understand it. Who would want to date a nerd like that?"
by Akage June 17, 2008
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Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.
by dan October 15, 2006
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Nerd

nigga, take that cosby sweater off, you a nerd.
by Jujigatame July 1, 2011
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