get the scorpions off your nipples

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

by BABYOIL March 23, 2012

18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

nippleodeon

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.

Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.

by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007

nipple holocaust

Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner

we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal.

by Joe/chris December 7, 2005

Twist my nipples

when you find something kinky and it turns you on

whips and chains really twist my nipples

by pyro_bushbaby May 3, 2005

Nipple Tweaker

(Noun) A person in the movoe entertainment business whose job it is to make women's nipples erect for movie scenes. When a woman does not want ice touching her and she doesn't want to do it herself. Usually uses methods of stroking, sucking, licking, teasing, etc.

Did you hear about Tyler, he got a job working as a nipple tweaker in the movie with Jennifer Aniston. Man, I so want to be him.

by Big_Dave April 17, 2006

dinner plate nipple

word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate

when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.

by justin February 26, 2005