Number three

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Dutchie83 September 27, 2022

Number 16

Its a horrifying number. Its disgusting. Its awfull. Its grisly. Its grotesque. Its the last thing you want in your burger king wobber

Number 16. The last thing you want in your burger king wobber, is someone elses foot fungus.

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

Number five

One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).

1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.

by Shyantha December 23, 2006

Number two-pump-chump

A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.

See Also: Two-pump-chump

You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.

I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

number slang

1. online usage of words/ numbers like "0wned" "l33t"
a) see 31337

2. possibly the most pointless usage of language ever.

i'm cool because i like to type things like "i kick 499, totally kx4509!"

by andreacky772 September 1, 2004

number 17

a sexual position in witch the woman lays on her back and puts her ankles to her head. the man then lays across her putting his penis into her "Vajayjay?" and proceding to fuck

Girl: Man i couldn't get off last night with Timmy!
Girl 2: Did you try trusty number 17?
Girl: Thats the only one i didn't try.

by vjthomas November 28, 2007

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004