Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noah

A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.

"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?

Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.

Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?

by adherence1000 December 29, 2019

Noah

A person who can shred guitar and cant get girls

Noah shreds guitar

by Nojo is cool January 1, 2020

Noah

People who have bad comebacks to insults,and still play fortnite commonly named Noah.

Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!

Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!

Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!

by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020

Noah

A Noah can be the biggest fuckwit you will ever meet, some Noah’s are cocky and fucking irrelevant

“That kids a real Noah aye” yeah he is a fuckwit

by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020

noah

he is deffo known to not to be clapped n sad sometimes they don't even have friends because they are so weird and still sleeps with a teddy bear right next to him while he's thinking about his mother he is also a drug dealer and will probably try to link someone up but will fail every time he tries because he's a well know freak

Sophie-is that Noah he's is well clapped
Eddie-i got told he's a drug dealer

Sophie- ew what a tramp

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020

Noah

Noah eats a lot of burgers

Noah eats burgers at the club

by chickenmcnuggethead February 20, 2020