The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.

"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."

by Niko_D February 09, 2025

pathetic excuse

the evies

the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 04, 2023

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 04, 2023

Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit

Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.

by TheBestRodent=Ray January 09, 2020

Excuse

A reason that isn't the one being looked for, however truthful it may be.

Don't give me excuses

by et-ATK April 27, 2023

Excuse

Something made up to disguise the fact Mike Vrabel is a horrible coach.

Mike Vrabel has an excuse because half the team was hurt, and I really don’t know how to coach.

by Allen C B January 12, 2023

Excuse

To overlook the obvious, to make up a stupid reason for something, happening, to shift blame
usually by Josh Campbell about Mike Vrabel and the Titans

Mike Vrabel only lost because half of the team is hurt which is an excuse

by Allen C B January 08, 2023