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Nigerian

He is Nigerian
by Mario Kart 8 Deluxe NPC November 1, 2022
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Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022
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As a nigerian

Used at the end of a statement to refer to the speaker claiming that he is experienced in the what he is saying and the statement is a sincere advice from an expert.

It stemmed from 4chan's /g/ around late June-early July 2021 where some guy kept spamming "As a nigerian bvll, allow me to grant you sage advice" before offering an honest opinion on the concerning topic. After a while, it changed to simply "as a nigerian" and it stuck.
History: desuarchive. org/g/search/text/as%20a%20nigerian/
OP: How can I get started on programming?
Typical Oldfag:
Don't. Fuck off and pursue other STEM fields. The tech industry is so saturated with untalented coders/programmers already. If you don't have a passion to code in the first place, programming will never cease to be hell you for you.

As a nigerian.
by mootforsaken December 9, 2021
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Nigerian Scumbag

Look at that Nigerian Scumbag lmao what a coloured ripe piece of mango.
by Michael Oliver from Africa February 2, 2022
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Nigerian Necromancer

I slept with Steve last night and oh my god. He pulled it out and it was huge, he was packing a Nigerian Necromancer !!! I almost fainted !!
by Wan21 September 17, 2021
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Nigerian Belly Button Peircing

An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.
"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024
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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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