nigerian chopsticks

7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.

Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.

by DjSalad September 6, 2019

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Nigerians

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My Nigerians are talking!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it

The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022

nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers

damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet

by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020

My favorite Nigerian

Typically, another way of a person, whom may or may not be black, wants to say the n-word, but in a nicer way.

Kyle: Yo Tyrone, My favorite Nigerian, what's good?!
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.

by Sahgaeyo March 24, 2021