Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022
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Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
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insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her
by sergonus April 17, 2024
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My favorite Nigerian

Typically, another way of a person, whom may or may not be black, wants to say the n-word, but in a nicer way.
Kyle: Yo Tyrone, My favorite Nigerian, what's good?!
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.
by Sahgaeyo March 24, 2021
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Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.
Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
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