It's a term of endearment indicating a close friend. Like a brother from another mother
First used in 1973 by me.
First used in 1973 by me.
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A retroactive coping mechanism where dudes convince themselves that if they’d just rubbed one out before that one pivotal moment…be it a job interview, a wedding proposal, or texting “wyd” at 2 a.m.…the entire timeline would’ve stayed on the rails. The theory claims post nut clarity is so powerful it warps reality like a cum shot to the space time continuum.
A retroactive coping mechanism where dudes convince themselves that if they’d just rubbed one out before that one pivotal moment…be it a job interview, a wedding proposal, or texting “wyd” at 2 a.m.…the entire timeline would’ve stayed on the rails. The theory claims post nut clarity is so powerful it warps reality like a cum shot to the space time continuum.
Example:
“Bro, I proposed to my side chick instead of my girlfriend because I skipped my morning jerk. Classic Nutsakeum Theory…should’ve drained the lizard before popping the question.”
Alternate usage:
“According to Nutsakeum Theory, the Titanic sank because the captain hadn’t busted a fat one since Liverpool. Iceberg? More like blue balls.”
“Bro, I proposed to my side chick instead of my girlfriend because I skipped my morning jerk. Classic Nutsakeum Theory…should’ve drained the lizard before popping the question.”
Alternate usage:
“According to Nutsakeum Theory, the Titanic sank because the captain hadn’t busted a fat one since Liverpool. Iceberg? More like blue balls.”
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The Nutsapp is most often used as an adult sex toy. It is made from industrial steel ball bearings coated with impact resistant rubber that is designed to replicate the feel of human skin, complete with wrinkles and soft imitation pubic hairs.
In many cases, users report the imprint of the Nutsapp on their bodies long after being originally struck. This mark is affectionately called "the turkey's neck."
The Nutsapp was originally used by members of the law enforcement community as a way to humiliate the criminals they had to fight with. After the officers would beat suspect with the Nutsapp, which would leave large visible "turkey necks", they would then walk them through the jail as other inmates gobbled. Fun was had by all.
Today, the Nutsapp is one of the most popular sexual pain compliance devices on the market. Critics praise the firm, but unmistakable feeling the Nutsapp delivers."I can't get enough of it! Every time my partner hits me with it, i get chills down my spine." one used said. And another had this to add, "My girl friend and i like to soak our Nutsapps in warm, salty water to give the nuts that sweaty ball sensation. TWO THUMBS UP!!!"
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The Nutsapp is most often used as an adult sex toy. It is made from industrial steel ball bearings coated with impact resistant rubber that is designed to replicate the feel of human skin, complete with wrinkles and soft imitation pubic hairs.
In many cases, users report the imprint of the Nutsapp on their bodies long after being originally struck. This mark is affectionately called "the turkey's neck."
The Nutsapp was originally used by members of the law enforcement community as a way to humiliate the criminals they had to fight with. After the officers would beat suspect with the Nutsapp, which would leave large visible "turkey necks", they would then walk them through the jail as other inmates gobbled. Fun was had by all.
Today, the Nutsapp is one of the most popular sexual pain compliance devices on the market. Critics praise the firm, but unmistakable feeling the Nutsapp delivers."I can't get enough of it! Every time my partner hits me with it, i get chills down my spine." one used said. And another had this to add, "My girl friend and i like to soak our Nutsapps in warm, salty water to give the nuts that sweaty ball sensation. TWO THUMBS UP!!!"
The Nutsapp can be bought through the online shop www.adriananddrewsjailhousesexshoptoysandweapons.gov
"My girl friend and i like to soak The Nutsapp in warm, salty water to give the nuts that sweaty ball sensation. TWO THUMBS UP!!!"
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