Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008

bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.

"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."

by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.

I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.

by kalirush February 8, 2008

Nap trapped

The act of being trapped in place by a small baby. Not being able to move for fear of waking the little scamp up.

Yasss Queen. I would love to come over. As soon as I'm done being nap trapped me and the little one will pop over.

by Chunk Meister June 12, 2021

turnt nap

when something/someone is about to die

my cat is about to take a turnt nap dying dead turnt nap

by washizzel May 27, 2017

Rad Nap

The new definition of passing out drunk at 1PM.

People tired from a long day take siestas
rock stars just take rad naps

See: Any picture of Slash from the GnR era

Dude, what happened after the all you can drink brunch?

Nothing, I went home and took a rad nap.

by RadNapper October 27, 2010