When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.
Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."
by Planeteer September 10, 2011
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Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!
by Monika's Boyfriend March 29, 2022
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When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008
Get the Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times mug.A figure of speech that implies that one laughed so hard that they lost bowel control. Not to be taken literally.
Oh, you came so close! "Peed Myself" could almost be considered slang. But did you define it? No! You just took the opportunity to declare how funny you think you are. Yes, you like fig netwons, you've made that abundently fucking clear, but seiously...Look at my above definition. It tells us what the term means elegantly and concisely, without ever mentioning how clever I am or how cute my girlfriend or child is or what my favorite food it. If you are too fucking stupid to understand the format of this website than I think you have no business on the internet.
by ElBorracho February 23, 2005
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by montana is gay March 22, 2004
Get the You Enjoy Myself mug.when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left
unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge
bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal
unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge
bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal
Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.
Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha
Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.
Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha
Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.
by alejandr000 May 4, 2011
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by h0p3mya April 20, 2022
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