Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

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Ma-Mutt

Mumm-ra's dog from Thundercats. Whether you believe he exists or not.

Often fought Snarf...but unfortunately never killed him.

I can't believe Kirby doesn't believe Ma-Mutt exists... there's an internet!

by Bolt Vanderhuge November 28, 2010

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Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike

Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.

by nikkanicki December 23, 2011

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flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016

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When a person betrays your goodwill and trust, they lie to your face while overwhelming evidence is placed before them, they rob you of your dignity, your faith in humanity and your precious time of which you can never get back

That Nicole emms is such a treacherous mutt whore after she fucked my best mate behind my back she nearly drove me to suicide telling me it was all in my head, but in the end her and Michael farrugia were caught out.

by Fukedoff September 18, 2019

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