The Muslim Voice

Term used by Muslims to speak out halal (Permissible) choice over haram (forbidden) choices in their religion.

The Muslim Voice

by themuslimvoice December 08, 2010

Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.

1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!

by sushiman09 October 31, 2005

Awkward Muslim

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

by FremdeLeute March 07, 2011

shiite muslim

When one takes a shit so enormous it's nearly of biblical proportions.

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I dropped a shiite muslim

by Money April 11, 2005

submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

by Spanky 69 October 19, 2005

Lipstick Muslim

a feminine, diva, fashionable muslim hijabi.

Look at the way she accessorize her hijab, she's such a lipstick Muslim.

by basoooma December 19, 2011

Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.

FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.

by Bunny Olesen July 08, 2012