Muslim Beak

A “Muslim Beak” is a guy who drinks smokes and party’s. but he also goes to the mosque and doesn’t eat pork.

Person:so let me get this straight you drink you smoke and party
Muslim beak:yep
Person:but you don’t eat pork?
Muslim beak:astafforallah!

by Halal word finder May 27, 2022

Muslim Beak

a"Muslim Beak is a muslim that drinks smokes and goes to partys

Person1:yo fam are ypu a muslim beak
Person2:YESSIR!!!!!

by ofhjp May 30, 2022

Muslim Amnesia

The phenomenon where a muslim will say "Bismillah" before eating and then a few seconds later will forget they even said it and question themselves if they saif "Bismillah". The muslim will then say "Bismillah Fi Awwalihi Wa Akhirih". Then the process will repeat until they are sure they said "Bismillah" in some form.

-Bismillah
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.

by BosnianBonito June 5, 2023

aseel-musleh

An amazing person that everyone trues to be friends with but only the loyal ones get to know her an awesome person to talk too but lies alot and says she doesn't like you when she lowkey does overall the most beautiful person ever and no one will ever be cuter than aseel

I wanna get to know aseel-musleh

by anonymous January 11, 2017

Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.

She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.

by cheekylads January 13, 2019

cookie muslim

its a phrase and saying of complete randomness and dadaism, its the type of shit davis says when he exists

thats so cookie muslim

by ebajimo August 23, 2022

Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...

Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy

by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023