mushroomhead

the best metal band in the world. not screaming metal, its scary cause what they say is scary. they rule

creepy crawl creepy crawl

by shroomhead June 30, 2005

mushroom flip

When a guy has an erection in the middle of the day, in a social setting, so he uses the elastic in his shorts, or pants, or whatever he is wearing to "tame the beast."

Yo, during math i had some wood, and the teacher asked me to write something on the board, so like a champ i mushroom flipped, and stood up and answered the question

by H. Dot December 24, 2007

Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 6, 2010

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

mushroom dick

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007

mushroom tattoo

To smack someone in the face with a cock

I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it

by Joswa April 1, 2008

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 16, 2004