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muscle cars

Ground pounding throaty v8's built for performance. So all you little import fags put your Fast and furious tapes away, and come get your ass kicked at any race track you homos.
Driving a import is like the special olympics... Win or lose you're still a retard.
by RiceKiller December 31, 2003
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Morning Muscles

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles
by say25000 July 20, 2010
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Internet Muscles

The same as "beer muscles", where when a person is drunk, they do and say things they wouldn't normally have to courage to do, or say. Internet muscles are where a person gets online, reinvents themselves, and says things they can't say in public, like using racial slurs for example.
Khayam can flex his internet muscles and only use the N word, online because he's way too much of a pure coward to ever say it in public to a black person's face.
by ThePac66 September 27, 2011
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Muscle Fatty

Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally a muscle fatty, before entering the political arena.
by Mini-Moose August 25, 2008
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jerk muscle

The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006
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Muscle Man

The greatest character in any TV show ever premiered on Cartoon Network. This is an undisputed fact because of his stunning looks, his amazing humor, and his deep and beautiful voice. He is also tall, skinny, smart, and very charming.
Guy1: Hey bro, do you know who else is Muscle Man? MY MOM!
Guy2: Swag
by PLEASECANIHAVEAIGN May 6, 2022
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Muscle Mania

An act of sheer will and force against another individual.
"I'm gonna use my special move, Muscle Mania go!"
by LimeUnderscore_ July 2, 2022
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