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Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.
Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"
by Brutto81 November 25, 2017
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muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex
After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn
by Cb & ck February 6, 2018
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Murdercide

A murder (poorly) disguised as a suicide.
"Epstein's murdercide is the only bipartisanship that's happened in Washington in years." -- Essence Jones
by NeiTakk August 15, 2019
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Murder Minge March

Based on "Destroy Dick December" and "Forbidden Finger February" Murder Minge March is where a woman must orgasm in correlation to the number on that day's date. Once on the 1st twice on the 2nd and 3 times on the 3rd. This goes on until 31 times on the 31st.
Girl A: Are you doing the Murder Minge March challenge? It's like the boys' Destroy Dick December challenge but for girls.
Girl B: Honestly, I'd throw a challenge like that instantly!
by RockyRoadstheRogue November 6, 2020
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Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.
"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."
by Imperitus May 21, 2021
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Murda plains

The trenches. Slang for morris plains, NJ. One of the most dangerous cities in the US. Highest crime rate in NJ, constant gang warfare and gun violence. Most don’t make it out alive.
“You from murda plains? What set?”
Mountain way kings”
“Damn man, I heard motherfuckers get shot in that town”
by Hdjdjendndjdkmw June 10, 2021
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Muddy Lotus

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.
Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.
by Muddypal69 January 24, 2022
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