Munch Madness

This is the equivilance to the Mens NCAA Basketball tournament in which the women play. Referring to them as all being lesbians

Matt: "Hey man did you catch the final game of the women's NCAA tournament last night?"

Derek: "Oh you mean the finals of Munch Madness

by Matt19IU September 23, 2008

Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.

Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched

by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014

Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater April 05, 2016

munch stamp

Tattoo on a man with their girls name. Tramp stamp for men. Certified Scummer. He’s a much. L.

Did you see Jackson? He just got a munch stamp.

by Munchstampman1-2 March 19, 2023

munching the mulch

When one licks another’s butthole.

I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.

by Mulch muncher May 27, 2023

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh September 10, 2017

Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.

"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"

by 4Tone-E May 28, 2015