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Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD
by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023
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funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.
"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.
by Funkweazle October 22, 2011
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Guacamole nigga mustard

when your friend is black and a fan of the Green Bay packers
John: Lized you’re guacamole nigga mustard??
Lizzie: Sorry, I didn’t want you to find out this way
by thesupremedrip July 28, 2019
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Doo doo mustard

Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss
I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard
by Jay-Ski July 28, 2020
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The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.
man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.
by jon lol October 7, 2021
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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits
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Mustardeer

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer
The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality
by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008
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