Mow Trainer

Being gay, gay-man McJinsen got a mow trainer from looking at the nude boys.
by Tallen Harris February 05, 2008
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SG-201 Mow

A really expensive powerful lawnmower that is banned in war because of its amazing explosive-warlike capabilities... It can destroy a nuclear bunker in one shot and can be used as a powerful armored vehicle... This lawnmower even survived Tsar Bomba explosion, It is worth $100,000,000,000... And now Ukraine is buying it today!
SG-201 Mow
by quartz89 March 14, 2022
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Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.
Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"
by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018
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Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation
Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"
by samweis August 24, 2011
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mow my hay

oh mow my hay, john
by smiths1982 December 11, 2020
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Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.
Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick
by Gentiles July 30, 2023
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