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Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
by Ret-V April 29, 2021
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mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."
by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010
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Chrome mosquitoes

The bright spots that are often seen in the corners of your vision, after a heavy punch almost knocks you out
Wow, from the moment I first seen her the Chrome Mosquitoes started to fill the edges of my sight.
by StaxNgigglesNthangs August 18, 2022
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Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.
Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014
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Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"
by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024
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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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