Moonball

A game of baseball created by Earl Pickles. Often played by Earl and his grandson, Nelson. It's used to teach kids how to hit the ball off the tee. Called 'Moonball' because the bat is often swung very hard and the ball is hit very far.

Nelson: (on the verge of crying but not quite) I'm just not a good batter. How can I learn to hit better?

Earl: What's the matter? Let's play Moonball. I'll show you how to do it.

Nelson: How?! I've never played Moonball before.

Earl: (demonstrating a proper batting stance) Here, do it like this. (swings the bat)

Nelson: Wow! Look at the ball go!

Earl: Wow! That ball almost went as high as the moon.

Nelson: (giving a high five) Move over, Ed Crankshaft, Earl Pickles is coming your way!

Ed: I heard that, Nelson Wolfe. You don't disrespect a Mudhen, you hear me?! (stares at him hard, angry eyed)

Nelson: Sorry, but I bet you never played Moonball when you played.

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 13, 2011

moondancing

when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you dab with each thrust

van morrison came on while i was ass fucking becky so i started moondancing it was lit

by defchef1 December 20, 2018

Mooncabbage

A person of much skill, and a little querky.

Pete was a bit of a Mooncabbage

by Panderan_Pete October 27, 2003

MoonFang

A.k.a. Moof

The sexiest thing in the world- WHOISMINEDONTGETNEARORTOUCHORILLEATYOURFACEOFF.

... I mean, uh.

MoonFang is Dib's and not yours. :)

by Dib December 16, 2003

moonman

Meow?

Example MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ken17625 September 10, 2003

Mississippi Moonwalk

The act of doing a Moonwalk naked and shitting on the ground, and walking through it while still Moonwalking.

I just made a huge Mississippi Moonwalk on the stage, so I shouldn't go inside.

by Jkilla5051 November 27, 2009

monya

stank breath aggy!!!

ewtrse monya

by ken7821963 October 22, 2010