Mook

The smartest idiot you know

"That fucker from Tucson is a real Mook."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I fuckin' said so, now get back to digging."

by desert_fox44 March 12, 2024

mook dort

mook dort is a way to reference to weed in california, specifically in the ventura area

Hey bro, do you have a dob of mook dort?

by venturaing May 13, 2022

Mook

A faggot

That mook blew a kiss at me

by Xavier pereira November 7, 2021

Mooked

Mooked; when you have a heady from a vape and you are high at the same time.

Spencer: That J was great let me hit that vape too

Tyler: You’re gonna be so mooked man

by sup696969696969696969 February 8, 2018

mook

takin a bongie with tobacco and weed

ho bro stack me one mook

by fatmooks808 January 27, 2022

Mook

Common phrase among highschoolers in Portland, Oregon, it is used to refer to a mix of weed and tobacco, as well as the act of smoking it. Ratios can differ from preference to preference, but the most commonly used ratio is 80/20 weed to tobacco. When you pack a mook for someone else and give them a higher ratio of tobacco than they are normally used to, this can be referred to as "mook rape". This is because they will get incredibly domed when they didnt expect to, and/or will be painfully harsh for them to smoke. This can also lead to a minor nicotine overdose, referred to as getting "nic sick". In high school, mooking is especially popular among girls, and dudes who can only pull by smoking girls out often call them "mook thots". Some people like to dump tobacco and ground weed into large containers to have ready-to-smoke mook because they've found the perfect ratio for them, and hand-mixing mook everytime you pack a bowl can lead to inconsistent ratios. Blunts are NOT considered mook and smoking a blunt roach in a piece is also not mooking. Furthermore, while spliffs CAN be considered mook, smoking a spliff is not considered mooking. Another way people can mook is hitting a dabpen and a nicotine vape at the same time, this is called a "cyber mook".

NOUN:
• You wanna take a mook? Whats your ratio?
• I have a jar of mook on the top shelf, help yourself.

VERB:
• I don't mook anymore, I've switched to juuls and huffing butane.
• I've heard that mooking is really bad for you, its like smoking a whole cig.

by TheLeftinator October 2, 2023

mook

a person that is gay or you can call someone a mook if they’re acting gay ( but not really gay )

bro this nigga really a mook, he just called my mans sexy OR na bro you look like a mook dancing like beyonce

by ihatethewordno July 16, 2022