mommy sacks

Large Breasts of seasoned woman

Holy shit Geoff! Look at the mommy sacks on that milf.

by Mike James McC November 19, 2007

origami mommy

A chick that can bend in all the right ways.

Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

discord mommy

Desespoir

Desespoir, my discord mommy <3

by syicide June 23, 2022

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020

Ice Mommy

an attractive woman who ice climbs with you

"man I really want an ice mommy to climb with"

"dayum son, she a ballin' ice mommy"

by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022

starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

by Torib82 April 6, 2016

Mommy Ahizer

A DTA boi

Who stole the purified cheese? Must have been Mommy Ahizer

by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan February 9, 2022