Mohammed

Mohammed the most sexiest guy ever. He'll steal ur girl in less than a second. Hes the worlds smartest kid. He loves all his friends so much. He always has his friends back and would fight anyone who would talk shit abt them. Mohammed is always horny and overall the sexiest man alive with a big dick. You would be the luckiest person in the world if you have a Mohammed in ur life. And last but not least hes tall as fuck.

Jimmy: OH SHIT IS THAT MOHAMMED
Jeff: yh bro hide ur girl asap or else he'll steal her
*Mohammed comes and steals Jimmys girl*
Mohammed: Sorry bro😉

by MrStealUrGirl21 June 12, 2020

Mohanad

Mohanad is an arabic name and its mean the indian sword

what is your name

my name is Mohanad

by Mohanad salamah November 9, 2007

Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.

Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.

by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019

Mohali tactic

A very famous tactic in the game of cricket. First employed by the cricket captain of Pakistan (Misbah-ul-haq) in the semifinal of the cricket world cup in 2011 at Mohali. The tactic usually involves tuk tuk- ing your way to either a draw or a loss through defensive batting. Apparently the tactic is favourite within the match-fixing community.

Match-fixing agent: "50,000 $ if you execute the Mohali tactic tomorrow."

Misbah-ul-haq: " No! . . . . . . . 60,000 $?"

by Mazhar Majeed October 22, 2011

Mohammedrafiq

Mohammedrafiq is a way for muslim to name the first childs name more unique.Mohammedrafiq is normally very boring very smart and probaly a nerd. They are very quite and do homework for fun.

"You should really stop being a Mohammedrafiq"

by Ur BesT FreInd June 3, 2021

mohammed

A perfect human being with a great sense of humour . He can easily become one of ur closest friends . Handsome , funny , kind and an amazing friend . You can trust him with anything and he'll always cheer you up when you're down . Always there for his friends , looks great with and without glasses , has an amazing personality with the most loving heart . Who doesn't miss Mohammed when he's not around?? Absolutely no one

PERSON 1: that boy is so awesome
PERSON 2: i wonder if his name is Mohammed

by sarah's soulmate March 6, 2022

Mohammed.

Mohammed is a sexiest and hottest man that you will ever meet. He is usually a savage and is very buff. If you try to roast him it will not go good for you. TRUST ME!!!!!

I really wish I was mohammed.

by Tipicallolz January 10, 2018