Stinky Mitten 

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.

I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.

Stinky Mitten by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

fart in a mitten by debit_dave December 26, 2007

squish mitten 

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

squish mitten by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

Idiot Mitten 

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

Idiot Mitten by Master N May 16, 2006

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

Manhood Mitten by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

Clit mitten 

Clit mitten is the clitorises equivalent to the labia meat curtains. Clit mitten is a extremely large clitoris that usually hangs down and covers the labia.

That bitch had a huge clit mitten, but i bet it kept her warm on a cold day.

Clit mitten by Shadamsssss December 29, 2011

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

Squishy Mitten by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014