Martha Stewart

a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.

Are you Martha Stewart?

by fasdfsn January 23, 2013

A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Martha Boner

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.

Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!

by Scorpionflame101 October 17, 2008

Mirt

A female being with amaing eyes. A woman with enough pizzaz to to straighten the tower of Pisa. She can rock your world while sinking your battleship. The kinda person that will drive you crazy while keeping you sane. She is one of a kind and kind of the one. Awesome as the moon and bright as the sun!

I bet you wish you had a Mirt, isn't Mirt just Mirt

by MR. KMed September 30, 2012

Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B

i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer

by MV islanderr March 15, 2009

Merthyr Tydfil

A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town

Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets

by Jesus the second. X. August 20, 2011

Mirthy

She/He likes to make jokes. A person with an incredible fashion sense and really beautiful. The words that describe you are kind, amazing and adventurous. You are passionate and sincere with yourself.

Omg! you're Mirthy, right?

by gatitogod November 21, 2021