Dodging the Mirror

Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.

Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

Tom:What are you doing?

Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.

Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....

Dodging the Mirror by themainbwana July 30, 2009

two way mirror 

A window

You can see through both sides off a two way mirror

two way mirror by xXC0DXXB0SSXx December 9, 2016

space-doubling mirror 

A mirror placed in the corner of a room to create the illusion that there are other rooms on the other side of the mirror.

It occurred to me that placing a vertical mirror in the corner of my living room I could create the illusion of more space and enjoy that illusion, so two-weeks ago I dared to try that and it worked. A week ago I placed another what I'll call "space-doubling mirror" on the opposite corner. Looking at the first mirror reflected on the first, or in the second at the first, more than doubles the illusion of more space. Each mirror is 1 by 5 feet.

space-doubling mirror by but for July 17, 2018

Weiner Mirror 

The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.

Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!

The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!

Weiner Mirror by Griftah February 16, 2010

bedroom mirror miming 

Dancing and singing like a popstar alone in your bedroom, usually in front of a mirror. Normally involves holding a hairbrush as a microphone.

A: I was bedroom mirror miming to Phil Collins last night.

B: Seriously?

A: But Seriously, yh

bedroom mirror miming by br1xlad September 15, 2010

emo mirror picture 

Photos taken in the mirror by emo kids for their myspace profiles. The subjects usually have very sad faces like they are about to cry or sing a really wussy emo kid song.

"Look at that emo mirror picture on this profile, that kid is really sad."

emo mirror picture by meat eaters and vegan chompers July 9, 2005

Black Mirror 

When you're jerkin' it to some weird shit and your computer shuts off, leaving a black screen reflecting just your face.

I really had to reflect my life, and choices I made after I saw myself in the black mirror. Promptly plugged the computer back in and kept going.

Black Mirror by The Nightman inside me January 20, 2017