Miranda… where shall I even start? Once you Cross paths with her you’ll never look back. She has this smile that is so beautiful it will blind you, her deep blue eyes majestic eyes will send chills down your spine.
Rumour has it that she’s so hot that everytime she touches something she burns it!! And…guess what, she is mostly responsible for rising global temperatures as a result! Not only is she the prettiest girl out there, she has such an amazing personality too. She is REALLY smart (best doc ever), and is hilarious!!! Her accents are so funny that you won’t stop laughing all night. She also has super powers and can read you mind, and loves 🐵. She is flawless, and every time I say goodbye it’s a real struggle…she’s all I can think about.
Yours, E
Rumour has it that she’s so hot that everytime she touches something she burns it!! And…guess what, she is mostly responsible for rising global temperatures as a result! Not only is she the prettiest girl out there, she has such an amazing personality too. She is REALLY smart (best doc ever), and is hilarious!!! Her accents are so funny that you won’t stop laughing all night. She also has super powers and can read you mind, and loves 🐵. She is flawless, and every time I say goodbye it’s a real struggle…she’s all I can think about.
Yours, E
by Monkeyhoney xx February 16, 2022
Get the Mirandamug. 
by Urban dictionary clowner November 7, 2020
Get the Mirandamug. A lying hoe who will cheat on you on chrsitmas day and break up with you for some pinocio looking motherfucker
by TheRealCH March 1, 2022
Get the Mirandamug. by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022
Get the Javier Mirandamug. Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
Get the Mirandamug. 