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Miranda

A lying hoe who will cheat on you on chrsitmas day and break up with you for some pinocio looking motherfucker
by TheRealCH March 1, 2022
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Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
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Miranda

A really dumb stupid person who can take anything and she also is confident but sometimes she can be really clueless that one person in a friend group.
Miranda, you always rely on help try doing something on your own.
by LolsmileyTootomcyo October 1, 2021
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Miranda

Someone who knows everything and what she doesn't know, she just makes up.
Don't be a Miranda EVERYTHING
by HandyMandyHoBag April 11, 2023
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Lin-manuel miranda

The divalisious lyrical genius who wrote things such as Hamilton and moana.
Facts about lin

Can he speak Spanish?
SI
Does he have Instagram?
NOPe
What colour are his eyes?
A sort of mid level shade of poop brown
"IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT" Said lin-manuel miranda as A.Ham
by Servingpusinthisdress February 4, 2025
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miranda torres

Miranda Torres is a Beautiful young lady who has a great sense of humor, and is very trust worthy. although her mood swings can be like florida’s weather, she’s a real one she’ll always be there for you thru thick and thin.
“Aye look it’s Miranda Torres”
“We all need a friend like Miranda Torres”
by .Kool.Kid.123 October 5, 2020
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Miranda

Miranda is a gorgeous and beautiful girl. She’s one of the brightest souls you’ll ever met and so kind. She’ll always find a way to brighten your day and make it better. She’s one of the funniest people out there and one of the sweetest too. If you’re lucky enough to get into her circle you’ll really see the positive effect she has on others and how much the people she surrounds herself with love her. Miranda is truly perfect.
Ex
Person 1: I’m dating Miranda!
Person 2: wow you’re really lucky!
by ChrisTBR November 21, 2023
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