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Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track
I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019
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Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.
Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now
by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019
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Midgeula

A small person who identifies himself as ‘midge’ walks around like a zombie and says ‘iiiiiiiiii boiiiiii’or ‘yeaaaaa boiiii’

Smokes the devils lettuce and says ‘wait what

Fun loving character who is a night owl and usually rolls round in a brand new whip with his G snorting a naughty forty

Hammers a mishka card any chance he gets and visits shenula
Midgeula is calling... yeahhh boiiii
by Mattula April 2, 2019
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Midget Gang

A gang of midgets that assert dominance against taller people.
Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
by Midget Gang CEO May 26, 2020
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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
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Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine
by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020
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