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Two definitions for one's penis in one word
"Steve Jobs: Did you name your company after your dick?
Bill Gates: Yeah, Microsoft, just like your tumor in 2009 Steve.."
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Microsoft Edge

Browser released by Microsoft in 2015 to replace Internet Explorer in Windows 10. Used the proprietary EdgeHTML rendering engine (which was a fork of MSHTML from IE) to render pages faster than IE and was more compatible with HTML5 standards than the MSHTML rendering used in IE.
In 2018, Microsoft started developing codename "Anaheim", the successor to Edge, which they didn't even try to make. This new version copied code from Google Chromium (open-source version of Chrome) and CEO Satya Nadella said that was because "the product needed to be better and pushed for replacing its in-house rendering engine with an open source one." In 2019 and 2020, Chromium Edge was rolled out in beta testing and was marketed heavily towards the end of 2020 and into 2021 (popup advertising Microsoft Edge, no close button, only "Get started"). As of today, Microsoft is yet to surpass Chrome in browser market share (Chrome: 63%, Edge: 10%)
Bro I just used Microsoft Edge to download Chrome 57% faster than IE, even though I WERE ALREADY USING CHROME IN SOME FORM
by 2Fax4U August 28, 2022
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Microsoftie

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.
by Andi June 10, 2006
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Microsoft

A very rich and evil company planning to invade the world.
Microsoft is gonna invade the world!
by Racecar56 April 9, 2009
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Microsoft

Noun - To Microsoft - a synonym for rebooting. The word came about as a result of the main way to fix a Microsoft Operating System, which was to simply turn off the operating system and start it anew. This was quite common when the famous blue screen of death (BSOD) showed up on a computer.
The computer locked up, so he microsofted it.

Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.
by Cyric297 January 16, 2009
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Microsoftie

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.
Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie
by Grain September 12, 2004
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microsoftish

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.
I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!
by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011
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