microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016

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microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 years old and 4kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

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microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

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My new word MICROJORITY meaning an amount greater than 50% but less than 55% considered to be as 50/50 - Or in a non-binary example (where 3 or more split options exist) then a MICROJORITY result would be a where the largest of the results is within 5% points of the next lowest.
The word is used to demonstrate an amount/quantity split in parts where the largest part is only slightly greater than the next largest. Therefore Microjority gives a better prospective of the result.

'Micro' (from the Greek meaning small) 'jority' from 'Majority' meaning larger part/number, greater part/number, major part, main part, more than half but gives the impression of being much greater than 55%.

Example; A ballot of 10,000,000 voters where the result is 5,000,001 - 4,999,999. The majority is 1 vote but the vote should be referred to as a Microjority - not a Majority.

The UK - EU Brexit vote)48% voted to remain - vs - 52% to leave. Leave was won by a small majority - A Microjority.

by Comedy George Camden November 24, 2016

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