Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

5 mic album

the shit

by sky roketing banana September 26, 2003

pop mic

1. A Net or stocking like material that Stops plosives and Protects your mic while recording.

2. A useless member of a band who sits and holds the Mic and pop mic while the singer sings. They are only good for playing rhythmn guitar, eating ice cream and holding the mic.

How to use pop mic in a sentence- "Hey Pop Mic stop eating your ice cream and hold the pop mic."

An example of a pop mic- Adam Hazell

by Adam Bower March 25, 2005

aids mic

A very cheap or low quality microphone that sounds very unpleasant to ones ear.

"Joe Stain has an aids mic."

by netoconection July 24, 2017

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

Cave Mic

Someone who has an echo during Matches or game chat, hearing both yourself, and other people in the party

I hate this guy's Cave mic! It's so annoying. FIX YOUR MIC!

by WordHate December 30, 2019

Latino Mic

A microphone of such awful quality that you can likely hear someone vaguely hispanic shouting in the background. Associated with the noise of babies crying, dogs barking, Vavos, and belligerent couples from the twelve year old in a casual COD match.

Damn Shawty that Latino Mic is awful, I can hear babies crying, dogs barking, Vavos, and belligerent couples in the background.

by Timmy?No June 10, 2021