Messiah Surprise

A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.

Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”

by English Major April 19, 2020

Messable

Fun to play with

Your hair is very messable

by Aires_star_385 May 24, 2020

Messaga

Messaga is a word my boyfriend said instead of message and I still make fun of him for it.

"Did you read my messaga ?"
Messaga means Sean you screwed up

by BakedFreshBread September 1, 2021

sketch message

A "Sketch" Text Message. Coming off awkward, innapropriate, or so confusing that it deserves an immediate pressing of the "call back button" over the "reply" option.

ON A 100 DEGREE SUNNY DAY DOWN THE SHORE...
Ali: Stay in your house, preferably the basement, grab canned food and don't come out until further notification
Joe- "look at this sketch message" what the fuck? im calling this bitch.

by Dan R. September 29, 2007

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.

He's in the second messiah movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011

thirsty message

A thirsty message is a text message that is followed by a message ,that was not replied to , in hopes to speed up the reply process.

Sarah sent me a message asking if I have plans, then about 5 minutes later she sent me a thirsty message saying the same thing.

by Beefangel August 13, 2017