a description of a: situation, circustance, person, place, thing, that is inproperly conceived or executed. Typically some that has a "poor taste" quality about it.
Example: That girls hair is a funky mess. Description: a woman's hairstyle has been died many colors with perhaps pincurls in the back and a finger wave in the front.
by adrianne young September 29, 2006
Get the funky messmug. by Sir Brian who's not lost at all April 23, 2008
Get the messed upestmug. when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you
by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008
Get the pokey messmug. Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.
Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!
Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!
Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
by theREALharryjones August 9, 2010
Get the Man Messmug. When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott
by SkunkMelish April 13, 2009
Get the Hot Messmug. by Jae Zee September 19, 2006
Get the hot messmug. Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.
"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."
"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."
"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."
by Aeroach May 12, 2014
Get the Hot Messmug.