Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024

The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives

“Y’all see what they did to concord”
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment”

by Calcium Stool June 7, 2025

Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.

John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023

Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.

"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."

by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016

Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.

I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant

by real jobs July 20, 2018