Melody the Melon

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.

Melody the Melon is so funny!

by Kawaii Melon November 5, 2018

Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

Doggo melon

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.

Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

by chinkychonky June 13, 2010

melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018