Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.

Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.

by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023

Rizz meister

A person of any gender that has massive amount of rizz but is done in a jester-esque way, this sexy individual will sweep you off your feet with their jingle bell poulaines and take you to the land of giggles

That guy is such a rizz meister!

by Exceptional g October 7, 2023

Thuggish and Messy

Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.

Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty

Ex. That is so Thuggish and Messy

by Ms.t&m September 9, 2009

getting messy

getting drunk or high

I was getting messy with the boys last night.

by Gunpiece December 19, 2011

swirv-meister

a person who has sexual fantasies about being fed grapes by an earthworm

earthworm jim shes such a groovy gal especially when she is feeding the swirv-meister grapes

by Mrs Cole March 27, 2009

Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.

Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.

by Rob. February 1, 2003