Messmess

An SMS making no sense due to word prediction, incorrect input, bad eyesight etc. From "Messed message". (Also Mm") Not to be confused with a Randmessmess (Rmm) q. v.

Sorry that was a Messmess, the predictive text said the fuhrer is looking great instead of the future!

by Pablo58 November 23, 2019

Meishag

This word has many meanings. This phrase originated in the Cumbria area:
1. A term to emphasis how good something is or how true it is.
2. A very contagious fast spreading STI, this can be lethal and started in the Cumbria area.
3. A professional baker, who has a strong

presence in the community.

1. “That’s too true meishag”
2. “Oh did you get meishag, off meisha.”
3. “I love meishag and her cheesecakes”

by Army man Paul October 27, 2019

mesmereyesed

Dreamily enchanted by a lovely pair of peepers.

In the beginning of "Hot Water", clueless bachelor Harold Lloyd cannot understand why his late-for-the-alter buddy would be in such an all-fired hurry to tie the knot that he would actually want to run to his own wedding --- "I'D never give up MY 'happy bachelor' freedom just for a pair of soft-boiled eyes!" Within a short time of his saying this, however, Harold accidentally bumps into the lovely charming sweetly-angelic-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into those sparking "soft-boiled" gazing-spheres of hers and he's totally mesmereyesed. :P

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

mismass

When you pick up a box/package/item and it's heavier or lighter than you expect. Can result in throwing the package in the air or immediate back pain.

"I picked up a box I thought was full, but it was empty. Crazy case of mismass!"

by FearlessDominator February 23, 2020

meist

discriminating against me specifically in your point of view

dude why would you do that that is just straight up meist

by epicindicator the god of games March 10, 2020

Melism

The act of making a person or multiple persons, who live in a foreign country call you so they have to pay and so the person being called by them can expose the caller's phone number over the internet.

Sarah loves melism and being a melist, always making foreign eboys call her just so she can have a laugh.

by damelist April 10, 2020

megsmum

Spanish slang for a stumpy troll who lives off grid

That sad old megsmum still has horrendous grey hair

by Neverhopefull November 1, 2020