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Meese

A meese is a strange creature that gains their powers from the streets of Morocco. They must travel to Morocco every Tuesday via the back of a Meese Meister to gain their powers which can only be described by the current Mice Meester, which is now Usain Bolt. The Mice Meester originated when Meesus Christ was born. A typical Meese can easily shape shift, but only into an aquatic plant or it's native form, which looks similar to a mouse, but has 4 crab legs, 2 crab arms, frog arms, one antler, a scorpion tail, and scaly abs. This is only based off of scientists' theories as Meese cannot be seen by the naked eye. Plural is Meece.

For further reading, see Micro-Meese
Eeeek!!! There’s a Meese over there!
by MeeseMeister_02 January 26, 2018
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Cleveland Meatspin

A very kinky and hardcore sexual position. This position is reccomended for advanced meatspinners. This is the act of meatspinning and having your partner crap all over your cock. Also goes by the name of fudge packing or chocolate dip. Search meatspin for the definition.
Andrew's in his room giving Gavin a cleveland meatspin!
by shanamcgrada December 25, 2009
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Meatsabre

Another word for penis aka male genitilia.
Don't make me smack you with my meatsabre beeyatch!
by pat mccroch May 20, 2004
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meeish

Meeish is a magical word that can replace all parts of speech. It is is also a variety of roasted iguana.
1) I killed the hooker and took her money

Ex. I meeished the meeish and meeished her meeish

2) Waiter: what will the sir order todayz

Customerz: We will have your finest selection
of meeish
Waiter: you can haz reconz
by Anhad February 7, 2008
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Meepsuz

A person who breaks promises and trie sto restore them.
The Meepsuz tried to jokeingly fix the problem.
by Rena Sinigatchi February 23, 2008
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the meats

the pits, the worst, unfortunate, a shame, regrettable
your bike got stolen? that's the meats, man.
by Steven James Aguilar August 22, 2005
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mr.meeseek

Mr.Meeseeks is a character/characters from the popular adult cartoon series Rick and Morty they first appeared in the episode Meeseeks and Destroy

The Meeseeks are given a purpose by the person who pushes the Meeseeks button on the Meeseeks Box, and they will do anything to fulfill their purpose

Once their purpose is fulfilled they poof away this does not hurt the Meeseeks but it's what they want because to a Meeseeks existence is pain.

Their catch phrases include:
*enthusiastically saying* "Existence is pain!"

"I'm Mr.Meeseeks look at me!!!"
"I have to fulfill my purpose so that I can go away" 😊
"Oooooh yeah, Caaaaaaan do!" 😄👍
Person 1: whose your favorite character from Rick and Morty?

Person 2: Mines Mr.Meeseeks.

Person 1: you mean the weird blue and orange alien thing?

Person 2: yep!
by Funtimes/ale123 October 19, 2018
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