mantyhose

support "hose" for men. Rather than pantyhose that women wear.

My husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.

My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.

by oshimama March 10, 2009

Matt riley

A gay boii who likes to say the n word and expel kids for no reason

Guy 1: Is there anyone more evil than Hitler?

Guy 2: Matt riley

by SealioLol February 20, 2019

MartyGirl

A fast woman.
To do something with incredible speed.

Dick: "Did you get your Christmas shopping done?"
Jane: "I finished a last July! I Martygirled it in less than 4 minutes!"

by mememe! December 23, 2006

Marty Robbins

One of the if not the best country singers ever...of all time, he was best known for his western/cowboy type songs. Unfortunately Marty died at the young age of 57 from his third heart attack.

If you want a good Marty Robbins song look up big iron, Mr Shorty or Utah Carol

by The Ranger October 26, 2017

Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)

A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.

Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"

by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010

ugly matt damon

Jessie Plemons

it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad

by andrewisawesome May 2, 2018

Martyna

Martyna is a girl that you fall in love with as soon as u meet her she is not a back stabber and tries her best to make every one happy she's a goofy and funny person and a freak'

"Dood Martyna is so amazing "
" I know mate "

by Dindindob June 11, 2018