A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. by Juuliousceaser January 21, 2019
Get the Mattiemug. by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021
Get the Matties a beachmug. The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
Get the matty cakesmug. A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.
by Oxydious July 22, 2022
Get the The Mattymug. Whoever has a name like this, they are very cool. Sometimes they might take things too seriously, but overall an amazing person. Mattie is so kind and a sweetheart and never leaves any of their friends out.Mattie may appear innocent but can be the opposite. This person is very charming and yes, they do pull a lot of men/ women. Their personality is also a little flirty, so be careful.
by Mattie franklin October 16, 2019
Get the mattie franklinmug. by Travis Tigulo November 25, 2021
Get the Mattimug.