Matthew 

LiL bitch

Matthews a LiL bitch

Matthew by Regamas March 13, 2018

Matthew 

Someone who seems tough and mean on the outside because he is popular, but on the inside is sweet and kind. You can get lost in his smile. He can get through most everything. He is popular because everyone wants to be around him, when he is around you might feel like your world has lit up.

Matthew? Yes, we are best friends.

Matthew by **Anonymous June 6, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is Loving Guy he Always there for Family and friends SPECIAL For his girl friend hes girlfriend may start the relationship hard and Matthew will understand then try figure out things his girlfriend would be depressed for couple of weeks or days Matthew will be by her side no matter what his girlfriend will love him so much and Matt will love her so much and they I’ll be together and forever

Matthew and his girlfriend would live to get her happy after

Matthew by Princess 18383 August 1, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He has a beautiful smile he barely shows anyone. So if he does smile at you, consider it a blessing. Matthew is very smart and good at too many things and always has something he carries around everywhere. Be it a bag or a special pen, Matthews can always supply you with everything you need. Some Matthews may have a rough exterior, but inside is really sweet and interesting once they come to trust you enough. Once you get to know a Matthew enough, you can't imagine your life without them

Matthew outside of friend group: ...

Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT

Matthew by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 7, 2020

Matthew 

A being with autism, aids, Down syndrome, brain cancer, and tuberculosis. Also is the cause of Ebola and the Black Plague. Basically a person screwed humanity. If you encounter a being with this name. Run.

Dude don't be such a Matthew.

Matthew by Rip gg no re May 27, 2017

Matthew 

A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.

My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew

Matthew by Shardonay May 11, 2010

Matthew 

Sleazy mechanic, works for minimum wage outside of Mcdonalds cleaning the stalls. He's the type of guy to charge $180 dollars for an oil change, but the oil is really just his own urine that he stores in a jug. He's the type if guy that thinks he's everything, but is really just a sleazy cheap mechanic.

Jack: "Hey Sam where should I get an oil change?" Sam: "Don't go to Matthews. You'll get ripped off by that sleazy piece of shit"

Matthew by Juan Ricardo Montoya Velez November 6, 2013