the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”
has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.
his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).
in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.
his birthday is july 4, 1995.
also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.
his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).
in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.
his birthday is july 4, 1995.
also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!
me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
friend: sweet!
me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
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A pop singer who isn't the best singer, a musician who can't play an instrument, a self proclaimed Jew who isn't really Jewish and who sports an obviously fake English accent. Yet manages to snag the title of the most famous woman in the world. If this is true, it's probably for the sensless acts of stupidity she's commited over the years and the brainless Euro-wannabe sheep who blindly follow her like a cult leader who somehow think she at 50-something is still cool, pulling such moronic stunts just for publicity's sake.
Rodolfo: Wow, Madonna has a new album (in european spain accent)
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
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Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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