The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
Get the masterbatory scheming mug.Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.
Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.
chain masturbation hurts.
chain masturbation hurts.
by jewmichael November 15, 2006
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Get the Masturbation mug.n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.
The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.
by shootinshark February 28, 2009
Get the concert masturbation mug.When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009
Get the Dried Masturbation mug.An act in which one "passively" pleases themselves by gently massaging or rubbing their genatalia, without any intention to achieve an orgasm.
Last night I made a mess in my bed when I accidentally ejaculated while passively masturbating.
I had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some passive masturbation.
I had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some passive masturbation.
by FALCarbinePWNZ January 29, 2010
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