Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010

maizerinth

A corn maze, or a labyrinth made of maze.

Every October we go to the maizerinth and get lost in the corn.

by prozim October 20, 2006

Manizer

Manizer is a woman who actively seeks men to fulfill her sexual needs.

Ally will often seek out men, use them for sex just to cater her manizer ways.

by CHUFF3RS September 27, 2014

manpers

adult diapers

His colon control has become so unreliable since he visited Mexico that he has resorted to wearing manpers.

by Frank Hackett June 8, 2011

manergy

Manergy, the profound energy men experience when doing pre-approved manly things, like powering nailguns without plugging them in. A man powered with this energy is far superior no non-manly girly men.

Rick: Holy shit, did someone just hit Dan?
Donovan: Yea, but Dan used his manergy and knocked the fool out.

by UberDan May 31, 2007

Little Miss Manners

A female douche that thinks she is the center of the universe. Usually a terribly mainstream daddy's girl from the middle class suburbs with very little redeeming qualities. The irony is, they generally have no manners at all and most people, excluding masochists or people in dire need of friends/attention for a myriad of reasons, hate their guts.

"Remember when Little Miss Manners used to work here? That idiot labeled everything she put in the employee fridge."

"Oh yeah, what a bitch! I mean honestly, no one wants her San Pellegrino!"

"As if, I just love how she discovers things so late and acts like she's the only one that ever thought of it."

by Ralph McGregor May 30, 2008

manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.

Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd

by Naples pap December 29, 2007