Mach Five

To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.

Symptoms of being mach fived:

*lying in your own pussy juice

*uncontrollable shaking

*uncontrollable squirting

*unrivaled pleasure

*some serious hospital time

CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.

Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.

Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.

by MachFive December 27, 2011

machan

comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.

ayy machan what u sayin?

by O'shara May 6, 2007

going mach 5

Partying extemely hard.

"After work, Tito hit the bars. He was going Mach 5 all night."

by The Impresario September 15, 2006

machorra

word used by mexicans referring to a lesbian. similar to tortillera and marimacha.

Ellen parece una machorra. Ellen looks like a lesbian.

by Yenifer May 13, 2007

macbook

Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars

The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies

by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010

machooters

when a woman or girl think they have rather large boobies when they actually don't

knock knock
who's their ?
mac who?
machooters!

by cayjoc January 24, 2009

Machonk

Lightning McQueen but he a thicccc

Damn girl you lookin like a machonk and a half right now.

by $70 drank October 14, 2021