A psychotic little lady. Very short. Very aggressive. She likes to cuddle but nobody wants to cuddle with her because they think she’s gonna kill them. Most of the time Mya’s will have resting bitch face. Eats a lot. Likes black coffee and floofy dogs. Only eats vanilla Oreos. Masturbates an unhealthy amount. But you know....they deserve love too. So go get yourself a Mya because they’ll probably buy you food or something
Boy 1: Hey bro, did you see how flat Mya is?
Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉
Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes
Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉
Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes
by myawasnot-here- January 07, 2019
Mya is one lazy girl. She sleeps all day and can be very antisocial. She loves to sing but is too shy. She never offers to make a cup of tea to guests unless bribed. Mya can be very spoilt and emotional. She loves her Netflix romantic shows but is scared of boys.
by Dandyban May 02, 2021
Mya is a crazy bitch. (In a good way) Everyone needs a Mya in their lives, she is the perfect balance of crazy, road-rage driven, funny, cunt, and hot. Mya probably had a lesbian phase, but realized she couldn’t go without dick. Mya is definitely a stoner. Mya is a basic white girl and we live for it! Mya definitely sends a lot of “hey girly…” texts.
“Did you hear that Mya ran over that one girl?”
“Omg yeah I heard she was trying to get with her man!”
“Omg yeah I heard she was trying to get with her man!”
by Thumperdough November 26, 2023
obsessed with her boyfriend and doesn't care about anything else. Also very beautiful and sexy. Deserves to be treated like a queen. Will step on ur balls if ur annoying in the slightest. Her bf is VERY lucky. #powercouple #loyal #yas
by 808ramen November 22, 2021
by Poopyourpants February 26, 2023
Mya is the definition of peak. effortlessly elite in every way. Everyone wants to be the best but the best want to be Mya.
To be Mya means to be peak to be called Mya is the highest compliment because nothing goes beyond it!
To be Mya means to be peak to be called Mya is the highest compliment because nothing goes beyond it!
You either are Mya or you wish you were.
by Vayy:3 February 16, 2025