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mushroom tipping 

When you're too drunk to actually get it in.
Yeen: How'd it go with that chick last night?

Hreed: I was super drunk so I only ended up mushroom tipping her.

Mushroom Top 

The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.
"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."

"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."


Mushroom Top by mdez March 24, 2009

mushroom skating 

When u ingest any hallucinogen and start skateboarding/rollerblading/bmx...etc
Usually u do trick u wuldnt even imagine doing when u were sober.
Me and my friends smoked some kush be4 heading out on our all day sesh where we did alot of mushroom skating.

Mushroom Stabber 

Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.
Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.
Mushroom Stabber by The Swami February 12, 2005

mushroom tatoo 

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis
Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.
mushroom tatoo by irontwo April 28, 2006

Mushroom Tattoo 

To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.
Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!
Mushroom Tattoo by Mushr. November 12, 2007