mouldy crouton

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house

“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”

by nJevons19 August 30, 2019

mouldy meme

When a funny image (meme) is posted that is so old it’s grown mould.

Ah yes, I have noticed old mate Lennon has been posting a few mouldy memes recently, poor sod!

by oldmatecrofty August 28, 2020

Mouldy Flaps

Description of a female who hasn't had a shower in over two days.

"Damm girl you better have a shower you got the mouldy flaps"

by Wanganuts July 20, 2021

mouldphobic

When a person touches mould from a container and feels itchy or disgusted

I'm mouldphobic because I wash a container with mould

by How are you November 2, 2021

moulet

noun-(moo-lay) The combination of a balding man with a mullet and a toupet.

"That moulet is the sign of aging white trash."

by MackC December 26, 2008

Moldy Soul

When you are born into a Catholic family, but are an Atheist.

That boy had a moldy soul.

by Paradox2767 May 27, 2011

Molderfcuker

molderfcuker a polite word for mother fucker
or a nickname that has the same meaning

im molderfcuker

by molderfcuker December 9, 2011