mockasian

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian

That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.

by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

mockumentary

A completely farcical documentary, which is intended to be viewed as a comedy.

"This is Spinal Tap" and "Fear of a Black Hat" are two examples of a mockumentary.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

mockasian

playing on the stereotype that Asians are smart- a white person (caucasian) that is studious, works hard, and is successful

In my algebra class, only 5 people were asian and the rest were mockasian.

by LiLaLi December 28, 2005

mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.

"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"

by fred March 15, 2005

Mockasaurus

An excessively small penis which was claimed to be, by the owner, a very large penis (or cockasaurus)

Don: Yo I got a cockasaurus.

Bennie: You bullspittin!

Don: Im serious, look!

Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

MockBerry

VERB: to ridicule, scoff at, or mimic others via text, IM, or chat using one's BlackBerry mobile device.

NOUN: the proper nickname for one's BlackBerry mobile device when used for the sole purpose of text/IM/chat mockery a good majority of the time.

ABBREVIATION: MB

"I'll MockBerry you so the tasteless chick sitting next to me doesn't know we're talking about her."

or

"Real Chance of Love is on tonight. Do we have a MockBerry date?"

or

"I just got a new MockBerry! We can break it in during Hell's Kitchen."

or

"I know. I saw. MB me!"

by JL2JL August 13, 2009

mockrobrew

A beer that is marketed as a microbrew, but is produced by a large commercial brewery.

Have you tried the new Budweiser mockrobrew? It's terrible.

by Abramelin March 14, 2012